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Would he be offended by Oscar the Grouch?
Would he appreciate Lipton Tea?
Would he ever get a real job?
Would he watch those stupid preschool shows like Barney and Blues Clues?
Would Britney Spears disgust him, or would she just be another woman to laugh at?
Would he enjoy Cinnabons?
Would he blame the faults of society on the youths of the nation?
Would he be modest to know that hundreds of people adore him? (Including me)
Would he ever agree to support public schools?
Would he ever agree to support catholic ones?
Would he ever dial the number 867-5309 just for the heck of it?
Would he listen to Wally Pleasant songs? (I think so! After all, who doesnt?)
Would he get his tongue pierced?
Would he resist the temptation to call the radio and immediately start cussing them out? (Probably not)
Would he donate to those public-broadcasting telethons so he can get a free tote bag for every $100 he gives?
Would cops scare him?
Would bad rappers scare him?
Would he base most of his life by the Seven Habits for Highly Effective Teens?
Would he run for president?
If so, what would he do?
Would he ever be a guest star on Dennis Miller Live?
Would he ever be a guest star on Jay Leno?
Would he ever be a guest star on Larry King Live?
Where does your lap go when you stand up? (I know, I know)
Would he ever be a contestant on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Would he ever go on The Price is Right?
Would he be able to stand listening to the host of The Weakest Link for more than ten minutes?
Would democrats frighten him?
Would republicans just confuse him?
Would he ever sing the national anthem on a Super Bowl?
Would he ever eat at McDonalds?
Would the guy on the Quaker Oatmeal box frighten him or amuse him?
Would Broadway sound appealing?
Would Hollywood sound appealing?
Would he do the right thing and recycle?
Would he give peace a chance?
Would he ever go cow tipping?
Would he ever open a bottle of Herbal Essences and wait for hours for guys in muscle shirts to come and wash his hair?
Would he believe whatever he saw on TV?
Would he believe that the government was hiding aliens?
Would he watch NASCAR?
Would he watch corny how-to-paint shows from the 70s?
Does he got milk?
What kind of music would he listen to?
Would beef be what was for dinner?
Would he ever get a change of clothes?
Would Titanic make him cry?
Would he question of pairing Kermit and Miss Piggy?
Would he help control the pet population and have his cat or dog fixed?
Would he enjoy any Tom Hanks films?
Is he a vegetarian? (Just thought Id ask)
If hes not, would he ever be one if he saw where hamburgers come from?
Would he take everyone literally?
Would he think the Simpsons were aliens, and not just a TV show?
Would he believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy?
Would he pronounce it car-mel or cara-mel?
Would he laugh at the government?
Would he work part-time on the weekends for little pay?
Would he make sense out of baseball and/or tennis?
Would whatever it is he keeps a secret still be a secret?
The following from Kirsten:
"Would he be happy to see Dubya streak across a world series game stadium...or shocked with disgust?"
"Would he appreciate Dubya world?"
"Would he find Dubya's lack of swallowing-pretzel-ability amusing?"
"Would he 'like this day and like this moment...like his hair this way and not wanna comb it'?"
"Would Xelloss dance around with Mink when singing the Dragonhalf theme, 'My Omellette'"?
"Would he steal candy from a baby?"
"Would he wanna lay flat after a gym exam consisting of 20 laps around a gym, 40 sit-ups, and 35 push-ups?"
"Would Xelloss start really funny groups like the Luvmuffins and make too many members to keep track of?"
"Would he want to throw things at Britney Spear's head?"
"Would he want to test how badly pigs get frightened when they hear Britney Spears voice?"
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